she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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