I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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