How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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