I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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