She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
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He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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