Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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