Nicole vs. Life
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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