We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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