Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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