is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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