he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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