Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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