We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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