It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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