my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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