it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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