if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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