she told me i tasted like america
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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