just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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