My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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