I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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