Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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