I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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