I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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