I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
you win again, gameday.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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