i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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