Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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