awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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