well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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