Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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