is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
cat food counts as protein by the way
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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