Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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