K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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