I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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