wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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