ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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