I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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