so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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