I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Pappa wants mamma naked
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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