It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Your topless pictures make me question reality
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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