I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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