I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i may or may not be watching the land before time
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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