found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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