she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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