Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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