There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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