I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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