You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize