Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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