i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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